First day, though (sorry recuperating and jet-lagged wife) we had to go to Disney World, an entertainment sprawl twice the size of Manhattan.
Top tips to avoid becoming the man I saw in a BEST STEPDAD! Disney T-shirt, shouting at a toddler?
Also, leave before the 9pm fireworks at the Magic Kingdom; the ones you see at the start of every Disney film. Say to the kids that they are best watched from the monorail. Lying is fine when extricating hot kids from a park swimming in sugar.
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